imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
i think my parents would yell at me if i died
Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.
damn you banana man
WHERE’s the banana guy?….
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear