whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

gravitysex:

Bruh

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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