magicconchshell:

imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour

unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

killedmycatatemytailor:

This is my favourite photo in existence.
marthemacabre:


heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear